Conspiracy Theory: "Black Ops 2" is Coming to Wii U

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An unfortunate Treyarch tester named Randall, who we're guessing has been "dealt with" by now, has leaked the existence of a Wii U version of Black Ops 2 via his Linkedin profile.
 
Randall's profile states that he is (was) a QA tester for Black Ops 2, and that his duties include(d) "QA testing on PS3 and Wii U," among other things.
 
Woops! Hopefully they let you off with a good old-fashioned firing and you're not sleeping with the fishes right now, Randall, but either way your loss is our gain.
 
Maybe they won't be that harsh on him—we just can't help but thinking this way, given the conspiratorial nature of the whole Black Ops universe.
 
Black Ops 2 on Wii U is still unconfirmed, though it does seem likely. It could even be a launch title. How do you think it could use the Wii U controller's screen?